UFO's - Updates on the Flying Object

The flying saucer got a parking ticket! There are parking Nazis in our area, and the solar saucer was left too long in the same spot. Imagine how the the agent felt ticketing a flying saucer. And, my housemates told me they were hanging out with a friend of theirs named Spaceman while at Lightning in a Bottle. He is not connected to the saucer, but how funny is it that they hung with the Spaceman, then brought home a UFO? I told you I live in an interesting place.